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TRUE THAT

1. Money can’t buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the motherfucker’s name.

3. Help a man when he is troubled and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

From Xianda's tumblr.