Lucius Malfoy!

2627) I watch porn and especially love double penetration videos. I had a nightmare last night about my parents finding out.

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Fucking loser hahahahahaha! I can't stop blogging I don't have anything to do I don't have a job I don't have money I can't do anything outdoors can I? I have 2 hours of piano tmrw bullshit day. Its ok, church camp's coming <:

A reason why I love kids so much <: <: <: <:

6 useless facts about me:

I Used to Make "Potions" Out of Shampoo As a Kid
I feel my phone vibrate when it doesn't

I Hate The Little Triangle That Is Never Wiped By The Windscreen Wiper

I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy

I have texted lying down and dropped my phone on my face

I can't tell funny stories because I crack up laughing before i can finish

CHOCOLATE
(For the win?)

♥

(I need to learn how to ride a bike!!!)

I am going for church camp from 7-11 december! That means five days without my lappy, five days without blogging and also FIVE FREAKING DAYS WITHOUT MY PARENTS NAGGING AT ME SHIOK OR WHAT!!! I'll never forget to bring my charger, imagine life without a handphone charger, NO LIFE AT ALL!!!! If only there's dragon boating again during church camp. Many people in a big kayak-like thingy = i will never drift away from everybody :> I will remember to twitter every now and then ok! I love camps hahaha I have no idea why.

I ate kfc for dinner and I'm hungry now bullshit what's wrong with me! Watched pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest just now on channel 5, still as exciting! :D Ok bye I want...famous amos cookie I'm so gna go get it now. Hehehe. I wna buy xbox to play GTA and sims my cousin play till I tempted to buy it and play too. Ahhhhhhhh.

Better to be hurt by the truth then be comforted by the lies. Miss you so much alot quite too much.

Okay today's rlly Saturday and tomorrow will be rlly Sunday! I don't know why I'm so excited for church tomorrow haha. Can't wait for the day when I'll have some $$$ and go buy beer with Monica! HAHAHA IF WE GET KICKED OUT OF OUR HOUSE, WE KNOW WHERE WE CAN GO RIGHT! <: I wna go eat wiv Samantha tmrw after church! She's gna be so excited to see my prom pictures.

I still can't believe my dinner just now cost $1056! Maybe I don't rlly know how to appreciate Japanese food, I don't think its THAT nice seriously! No maybe its just me, I didn't eat a single piece of sashimi! :O Thank goodness no one had to pay a single cent for that meal, imagine how big a hole you're burning in that small little pocket of yours! Ya bottomline is: Treating me jap food is a waste of your money.

I know what I did wasn't clever, but me and you are meant to be together.

Geneveevaavoo (Genevieve hahaha)'s entry made me think and reflect alot. I can just reflect and reflect and reflect and do the same thing over and over again but nothing will happen. Am I someone hard to please? I still can't stop blaming myself to take things for granted, even the minor or slightest things. "Celeste yeo good things you take advantage take for granted don't cherish, opportunities you let them slip by your hands now no more already then you come and cry loser leh you" That picture above rlly speaks alot about me hahaha suprisingly it does. I think my english makes people laugh out loud. Aiya my life is still difficult la my mum can't stop rubbing in too. Time made me realise that the small stupid things that happen last time is no big fuck lor. I've been through bigger fucks. I feel like studying now, stupid or stupid or stupid? Emo elmo paragraph.....................

Five facts about myself:

I can be rlly paranoid if some things happen

I have a fast digestive system

I h8 it when people stuff words into my mouth

I can be happy easily
I love you

I keep thinking that today is Saturday and that I'll be going to church tomorrow. What's the public holiday about today? Ok I'm damn hungry today I don't know why haywired hormones. I ate egg tart > bubble tea > KFC > Mango > cupcake for supper omgwtfbbq! Now what should I do tomorrow?

I can a whole packet of ricola in 2/3 of a day without the need to go lao sai pro or what <:

I don't like it:
Deprived of food
People who steal my possession
Being disappointed
Losing my grip
My parents when they get on my nerves

No baby around

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I hope that I can get the starhub job Monica was introducing to me just now! $8 per hour I want it man! <: I'm in need of money all my saving gonna be gone soon! Gonna see fiona and genevieve this saturday yay am gonna pass them the developed photos!

Buibui's getting rlly fat within a week, he's rlly gonna live up by his name! I need to buy a wheel for him to exercise soon! Eating kfc soon mom's gna buy it yay i'm happy. I miss baby I wna see you soon I'd be even happier!!!!! Bye!

My webcam quality is very bad but its fun! Go see our video on facebook its fucking funny. I need to get a job soon, urgently! Developed prom photos alrdy all I need now is a nice photo album! I miss prom alrdy especially the photo-taking part :( The next time I see everybody would be results day... Okay flying to my mcflurry and chocolate sundae soon, goodbye folks <:

I love the way you call me baby and you take me the way I am.

Prom is good it was g8. I love 4 jade 2009 best class ever! Everyone looked nice in their own way! :D The food wasn't rlly that nice I thought. Other photos are in facebook, I've got over a hundred of them haha! If you can't grab it I can send it to you too! <: Okay I'm damn hungry dinner today wasn't nice at all, so shit sad. I wna eat fries again!!!!

What if I went the distance and far from where I should go but nothing happens? Prom next and I'll blog about that next time. Meanwhile, no more after this.

hi today is not a very nice day afterall not nice fucking stupid fucking moodless fucking wrong what the fuck what if horrible history repeats itself again and kill me wah then i should just die now right fuck fuck fuck if only history don't repeat lor fuck my life once again ya continue scolding what the hell man seriously why why why why why why why why why i swear that no life has ever been as upsetting as mine currently not only is my life very unhappening right now it is totally killing every single atom out of me what the fuck did i do why is God punishing me like this why why why why why why why why can anyone tell me why nobody told me why nobody tells me why and i bet nobody will ever tell me why wahlao this is the utlimate shit of my fucking dumb life there is something growing in my throat fuck.

I am such a miserable fuck and everything is so fucking unfair to me.

I can't wait for prom! I can't wait to see baby! I can't wait to get my dress and heels! I can't wait to be 167cm! I can't wait to go concorde hotel! The last one is so LOL. Haha!!!! <:

Buibui keeps slping!!! Okay everybody's kinda excited about it somehow, except for my mom. Woah I'm having sorethroat and its damn bad damn pain I think I'm gonna get throat cancer or something :O Don't let it sore badly, I'll have fever after that. I'll nurse my illness at home tmrw, am not going anywhere. Oh btw takecare enonne I'm sick too! :> Oh yeah there's no piano next tuesday!!! Hopefully I'll recover by prom.

Miss baby still alot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I bought Buibui already!! Its a guy!!!! Okay this shall be my first step of being a good mother :> Ahma's quite happy about it? She's fine with it! YAY.

HI SHARON KOH, THIS IS OUR CHAT LOG AND YOU PIX HEHE :> Meetup soon okay woman! Don't be too lovesick about him! The last time I saw you was in JP I still rmbed! At the dunno box or cube shop! HAHA. Shocked to see yourself up there?

Celeste says (12:21 AM):
• me still (L) you k! HAHA

[Shar!] My new boyfriend is called Maksim. He cost 138 bucks. says (12:21 AM):
• (L)
• me lub you too!

• (K)

Celeste says (12:22 AM):
• hehe gonna post this love love thing! HAHAHAHHAHA

[Shar!] My new boyfriend is called Maksim. He cost 138 bucks. says (12:22 AM):
• HAHAHA
• machiam lesbian alr hehehe!

Celeste says (12:22 AM):
HEHEHEHHEHE

Woah tomorrow's coming, I've already prepared Buibui's house! But one thing, I've gotta survive piano lesson tomorrow night first!!! WOAH FUCK MAN PIANO'S GONNA TAKE UP HALF AND HOUR OF MY PENGUIN DADDY. Always have to ruin me like that. I've got to survive tmrw! And maybe show her Buibui? Hehe! Hopefully I get a baby Buibui, easier to let it adapt!

Samantha shiok, she's gonna do facial b4 we have lunch together! Hehe can't wait to see you again woman! Lets eat pepperlunch shall we? HAHA IM HUNGRY ALREADY! Okay I miss you alot baby, thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss much!!! :>

There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me.

LOOK LIKE ME MEH?!!!!! HAHAHAHA.

ROSES FOR MY VALENTINE

I'm officially down with sore throat I think. I got piano lesson again tmrw night how great. If I were to fail the exam again next year, I don't want it anymore. I feel like slping again! Can't wait for tmrw onwards can't stop saying that hehe updates l8r :>

Okay getting Bui bui on Tuesday instead with Samantha! Tmrw search for Bui bui's house? Haha if not later it got no house to sleep in! Fully packed for the whole of next week except tomorrow, okay I know what to do already hehe :> I wanna get my heels soon Pinhui says I need training, can't wait rlly! Listening to my current favourite hokkien song now!

• Tuesday: Buy buibui
• Wednesday: Study date
• Thursday: Shopping
• Friday: Delibox
• Saturday: Dye hair + pedi
• Sunday: Gai gai after church
• Monday: PROM NIGHT ZOMG + lots of pixx i promise!

You know you really love someone when you don't hate them for breaking you heart.

HEHE SAW SAMANTHA'S EPIC FACE TODAY SUPER SHIOK. Anyway today is a boring day because I didn't go anywhere except church. Tomorrow I've made plans to get a hamster after listening to some of the tips given by Melody. Fantastic Four time! <: Am so looking forward to this week and next Monday! And seeing baby! And church camp! And Bui bui! HAHA AND FOOD! Ftw ^^

My instructor couldn't regconise me today. Okay that's not the point. The point is, today was fun! My long lost love for unagi came back again!!! W/e. Can't wait to look at Samantha's epic face tmrw when she sees my hair. I promised her the shock of her life and she can't wait ^^ Okay I'm dead bored and I'm having insomnia. I borrowed books today excited to read them all!

Sakae soon with coach vicki + guzheng mates yay this is what life is all about, no books just plain fun :> Oh btw this is how our prom venue looks like! Nice nice nice nice nice? Quite not bad I think! My hair is so short it'll be nice if it grows 2cm more. AND MY FRINGE WILL BE NICE IF IT GROWS LONGER AND NOT BE SO DAMN STRAIGHT. I'm gonna highlight it next Saturday! Thanks Pinhui & Genevieve for accompanying me for 4 hours!!!

• Chop + highlight hair tmrw with Pinhui
• Sakae with coach vicki + sec 4s CCA batch on Saturday
• Samantha's gonna get the shock of her life on Sunday + pay $ for camp
• Next week hopefully I can start working at Montessori wiv Angeline!
• Prom on 23rd Nov omg :>

I WANNA BUY A HAMSTER SOON. Nearest shops: Lot One/Bpp! AND I NEED TO SWIM SOON TOO. And meetup soon baby missyou!!!!

[Shar!] The day we bade farewell to dear Haydn. says (1:10 AM):
• Hahah!
• I spent like damn long today

[Shar!] The day we bade farewell to dear Haydn. says (1:11 AM):
• writing letters to people

Celeste says (1:11 AM):
• doing tys?
• LOL

Sharon's finishing her O levels tomorrow! Jiayou and all the best to all pure chem people :> EVERYONE CAN PLAY FROM TOMORROW ONWARDS! Ftw~

My friends with nice dyed hair!

My turn tomorrow!!! Okay mine won't be as obvious as theirs. I'm going to dye then tell my parents!!!!! HAHA I THINK I'M NUTS. Shit :x TOMORROW!!!!

But its better to not know so much afterall. Who likes to face the reality?

2 hair colours that I'll consider highlighting tmrw. Haha we'll see. I'm lazy for everything but hardworking enough to blog. Mass spam today. I'm gonna cut my hair tomorrow damn happy gonna highlight a few strands of my hair depending on my moooooood ^^ Maybe I'm gonna dye my whole hair. HAHA.

Test:

Q: If you go into a jungle what two animals do you first see?
A: Snakes and birds?

Q: Then you saw a house, is the door open or closed?
A: Closed.

Q: You see a table. What's its shape?
A: Rectangle.

Q: How many chairs are there with the table?
A: 1, too bad.

Q: There are candles on the table, how many are there?
A: 5

Q: Then you went out to see a lake, how many swans are there?
A: 2?

Q: then you see a water fountain, having a scale of 1 to 10 of its strength of water, what would you say?
A: 10?

Q: Then you climbed up onto a hill, what do you say?
A: Wooooooo nice.

Q: Then you see a sunset, use 3 words to describe it.
A: Embracing, warm, lovely.

Results:

• the animals represent yourself and your life partner
• the door represents how open you are
• the table signifies if you can think out of the box.
• the chairs are the no. of people you are closest with.
• the candles represent how optimistic you are.
• the swans represent the no. of kids you'll have
• the water fountain shows how pleasurable your sex would be like.
• the words you say after you climb is like the peak of your sex
• last but not least, the sunset shows how the sex would end.

Me and my life partner are like snakes and birds ok wth. The door represents that I'm closed. Obviously I can't think out of the box because my table is rectangle. And haha I'm only close with 1 person. I'm only 5/10 optimistic which is kinda true sometimes. I will only have 2 kids. My sex life is like lol and it will be ridiculous to say "Wooooooo nice." at the peak of it. And I think the last is weird. I can't be more bored than this.

(Adapted from Keren's livejournal.)

As promised, my Physics textbook cartoons. Who do you like most?