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6 useless facts about me:

I Used to Make "Potions" Out of Shampoo As a Kid
I feel my phone vibrate when it doesn't

I Hate The Little Triangle That Is Never Wiped By The Windscreen Wiper

I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy

I have texted lying down and dropped my phone on my face

I can't tell funny stories because I crack up laughing before i can finish