vacancy

Test:

Q: If you go into a jungle what two animals do you first see?
A: Snakes and birds?

Q: Then you saw a house, is the door open or closed?
A: Closed.

Q: You see a table. What's its shape?
A: Rectangle.

Q: How many chairs are there with the table?
A: 1, too bad.

Q: There are candles on the table, how many are there?
A: 5

Q: Then you went out to see a lake, how many swans are there?
A: 2?

Q: then you see a water fountain, having a scale of 1 to 10 of its strength of water, what would you say?
A: 10?

Q: Then you climbed up onto a hill, what do you say?
A: Wooooooo nice.

Q: Then you see a sunset, use 3 words to describe it.
A: Embracing, warm, lovely.

Results:

• the animals represent yourself and your life partner
• the door represents how open you are
• the table signifies if you can think out of the box.
• the chairs are the no. of people you are closest with.
• the candles represent how optimistic you are.
• the swans represent the no. of kids you'll have
• the water fountain shows how pleasurable your sex would be like.
• the words you say after you climb is like the peak of your sex
• last but not least, the sunset shows how the sex would end.

Me and my life partner are like snakes and birds ok wth. The door represents that I'm closed. Obviously I can't think out of the box because my table is rectangle. And haha I'm only close with 1 person. I'm only 5/10 optimistic which is kinda true sometimes. I will only have 2 kids. My sex life is like lol and it will be ridiculous to say "Wooooooo nice." at the peak of it. And I think the last is weird. I can't be more bored than this.

(Adapted from Keren's livejournal.)