vacancy

WHAT THE HELL WHY. Okay please don't rain please don't.

How to annoy people:

• Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
• ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
• Pay for your dinner with pennies.
• Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
• Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
• Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
• At the laundry mat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
• As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
• Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
• Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
• Name your dog "Dog."
• Ask people what gender they are.
• Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
• Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
• Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
• Mow your lawn with scissors.
• Never make eye contact.
• Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
• Make appointments for the 31st of November.
• Drum on every available surface.
• Sing the Batman theme constantly.
• Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
• Set alarms for random times.
• Honk and wave to strangers.
• Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
• Say no to everything that everyone says. Then when they ask if no is all you can say, say yes.
• Clear your throat after someone says a sentence, every sentence.
• Sing your thoughts out loud.
• Whenever people are behind you, walk really slowly.
• Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
• Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
• Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.

I remember posting this on blogger before in the past. Well, there are too many ways to annoy people I guess! Enjoy! ;>