Aww Natacia so cute!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I'M LOOKING AT THINGS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT NOW OMG HAHAHA CLICK WRONGLY THEN HAHAHAHAHA. K Natacia so cute ^^

People I want to punch in the face:
Bitch 1
Bitch 2

So random.

NPSU'S FOC WAS GREAT.
The rest of the photos are on facebook. My groupmates are a bunch of evil bitches with dirty minds but I still love them! The ones who think about doing bukakae on mega mac in the middle of the night~ I love all our hersheys mass msn conversations every night after camp! Sadly, alot of them are in the school of business while only a minor are in the school of engineering.

I just don't like the fact that we had to bua planta on our hair. And yay to the sentosa outing this Saturday! Mega mac tong - I'm a bitch but I'm proud of it. HAHAHAHAHA.

Short update from freshmen orientation camp:
Met AWESOME friends like Justina, Ryan, Galen, Dyan, Aqim, Huda, Nina, Mitchell, Azaad and many more! Until today, I'm still being mistaken to be a Malay!!!! Today I've got the biggest fml ever, stepping out of my comfort zone. I really love Ashley, Jansen and Stella, our group leaders! I love how we bond during meal times, how Aqim would teach Ryan and I malay, and how Justina and I would help our friends refill their drinks. I LOVE HERMES HR2!

• I laughed, smiled, cried and got jealous today.
• I dislike the number 27 and my favourite one is 69 & 11.
• Time seem to pass faster tonight.
• I'm going to see all of those 400 + pix before I sleep.
• I'm going back to dear dunearn to collect my O levels certifcate.
• B&J free cone day and yes I'm going to get it.
• Fucking piano lesson again.
• Off for Ngee Ann's camp from 23-27 March.
• The more I think the more I feel like killing someone.

You're the best thing in my world, all kinds of wonderful I must admit. ♥

Ah Man U and Liverpool fighting now! No the red devils cannot win! Only after this match will I update this space. Gdbye.

Hiiiiiie ahbao I miss you! If I didn't have to go to the temple today, I'd have went to flea fly fo fun or whatever it was! :(

Just when you think that everything's fine, something bad has to pull you down. That's life isn't it? What goes around comes around. No one is going to be happy forever, and you'll have to live it. You assume that everyone's chummy and nice and they love you but in fact, there are still people who hate you. Unfortunately, you'll have to live with it too. Many people like the rainy weather because they can sleep in their cosy blankets under their roofs. For myself, I just need some sunshine and maybe a rainbow to make me feel a little better.

Fml today. I woke up and went to the temple at a freaking early 830am. My cousins were either still sleeping or working. I was so bored I watched Doraemon. I played over 100 rounds of unblock on my itouch. I feel my brain leveling up with logic. Sense my sarcasm? I went home afterwhich and I fell asleep. I have no life and now I am hungry with nothing to eat. I bet dad's gonna wake up and nag at me like there's no tomorrow. My mood is as dull and black as the weather now. Can your life suck as much as mine today? You've got to live my life today to feel me.

Guess what? I'm gonna block my mind and play another 100 more rounds of unblock.

_l_

Hi I cannot sleep I am very confused happy sad excited frightened. My life damn fucking confusing now. I've got tonnes of information going through me now. Words can really kill. However I need someone to enlighten me................ So tell me, do I need to move on?

My friends and I in our simplest way - fun laughter peace joy :> Oh yeah we love Ris Low's safe sex vid don't we!!!!

This snow white's one mafia lady. Alright here's how I spent my 3 awake hours in the afternoon: Exploring Glee. I've not watched any episodes on starworld yet but they do sing really well. I think Finn Hudson is goodlooking, what do you think?

I need to pool, mahjong, more food, money. Enonne's homie tomorrow with Pinhui and Ivan. Yay I'm outta my own homie! I don't like hibernating yknow. Upon chatting with Pinhui and Xianda, I came to realisation that I MISSED 4 JADE AGAIN. And and and and and I wanna join archery at NP! Ok I need to play some sports and I need to run. I need to EXERCISE.

I don't like girls I know who are named shirley. Too bad if you're a shirley and I happen to know you. I am bitchy and I hate you. Show you my middle finger? Ok don't want later I step on banana skin and fall hehe :>

This caucasian girl I really fancy - Zooey Deschanel. Cutie :>

Hi good afternoon cyber bugs. Ok I'm going to hit the sack for the second time because there's nothing to do on the internet. Ohhhhhh yeah my mum's gone to hongkong till Sunday!

Wazzzzzup about today:

1. Red right eye nbcb

2. Happy 18th birthday Mervin

3. I've started eating my 200g of jellybeans

4. My phone just got fully charged

5. I'm listening to Kristinia DeBarge now

6. Gloomy weather

7. Got selected for NP's freshman camp

K bai.

Ladies and Gentlemen?
1. A Gentleman is not a gentleman if he is easily offended. A good sense of humour is the most stylish accessory a man can have.

2. A Gentleman must not be afraid to try new things. He must never be biased against shape or size or fit until he tries it.

3. A gentleman carries the bare necessities in his wallet and should only carry a man-bag purely for function and never as a fashion statement.

4. A gentleman always uses foot deodorant when going sockless. He only wears slip-ons on a yachy in the Bahamas, or any exotic equivalent. No exceptions.

5. A gentleman should own at least one navy blazer, or a black one if he’s the leader of the mob or the triad.

6. A gentleman must have exquisite taste and an easy sophistication. He must never wear accessories that outshines his female companion’s. HE IS NOT A HIP-HOP STAR!

7. A gentleman always sits, stands and sleeps so that his clothes - yes even his PJs - are never rumpled.

8. A gentleman who wears a tie bar knows that it sits just below the second button of the shirt body, which is technically the third button from the top.

9. A gentleman should always wear an undershirt. In a brawl to protect a lady’s good name or in defence of his country, he may choose to remove his shirt first to protect it.

10. A gentleman exercises and eats a balanced diet. He fits his clothes but never starves or deprives himself.

11. A gentleman’s shirt sleeves and trouser cuts are always to the right length. He must never look like he’s wearing borrowed clothes or hand-me-downs.

12. A gentleman always wears proper underwear. Boxers or briefs, he never chooses anything too big or too small. A jockstrap is permissible only for cricketeers.

13. A gentleman never looks down on anyone who can’t afford to dress as well as he.

14. A gentleman should have no shame at owning six identical white shirts.

15. A gentleman should be well versed in knotting his tie. As a side note, it would come as no surprise for him to be able to disarm a raving terrorist lady-attacker with ease. The wrist action for both is similar.

16. A gentleman should know how to sew and replace any buttons in his garment.

17. A gentleman always makes sure his belt goes through every loop even if he’s born with hand-eye coordination problems. The only time he can be excused is if his mother calls him while he is belting up.

18. A gentleman always has a simple haircut, regardless of length. he never succumbs to radical hair styles; those are for trendy boys.

19. A gentleman always ensures his shoe laces never come undone. Velcro is not a solution.

20. A gentleman never kisses and tells. Dishing dirt is not his forte.

The green apple frolick mixed with oreo topping looks like algae!!!! Ok I enjoy eating algae!

If we ever meet again.

Fruity pebbles with frolick or yami, lots of yumdum down here! I ate almost half a tub of yami yoghurt today, finger lickin' good sumpa! My days were great after the scoldings I got from my parents. Good things do happen after lots of bad things happen and vice versa! I gained new knowledge for windows 7 yes I'm a dumb noob shit. I did not run all thanks to Mr rain. You come when I don't need you to! And I will be heading down to queensway tomorrow and hopefully to Ikea as well for some MEATBALLS.

Hair grow hair grow please. I'm missing the days when I had long hairrrrrrrrrr, when I could choose whether to tie it or not! And after that I'm gonna dye or highlight it. I know I've been saying this for years ok end of my hair story.

OH OH OH I SAW CHIOBU TODAY. I saw her today omg I saw I saw I saw her today on the 307 bus!!!!!!!! Omg fate or whutttttttt. She was holding macbreakfast I think. Observant or whuttttttttt huh me! But I made a fool out of myself cuz I laughed the moment I looked at her! Failure for first impression oh my gosh how. Why do I always make myself sound like a lovesick idiot?! HAHAHAHA K BYE.

I always thought that only my mum is those one of a kind parent. Never would I imagine that my dad is the same type of person. I guess that's how they get married. Why do my parents like to fuck my life up so much? I just got a fucking scolding on Saturday through the phone and now I got a scolding right in my face? Do I deserve to get scolded like this? Well maybe. Seriously I felt like pointing my middle finger at them just now.

Pinhui, I finally know how it feels like to have someone label you as "weird" because my dad just said that to me. Ya I'm weird, so weird that I may not be your biological daughter. How I wish too man. How I wish I was born in another family. Hurricanes one after another, how great.

Genevieve, sorry I may not be able to go to the orientation camp with you. Because according to my mum, ngee ann poly is supposed to eat me up and the people in the camp are suppose to kidnap me and kill me within the 4 days 3 nights.

I need to take a breather. Tomorrow is a great day to run. Don't fucking rain please.

WAYS TO GET A GIRL'S HEART. (No la my heart hehe)

1. Hugs her from behind.

2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.

4. Cuddle with her.

5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!

6. Write little notes.

7. Compliment her.

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

9. Say I love you…..and MEAN IT!

10. Brush the hair out of her eyes

11. Comfort her when she cries.

12. Love her with all your heart

Aww ok an update. Church was awesome today! Our memory were put to the test and I must admit that I have bad memory. Yay would be going over to Evan's homie next Sunday. Boring Sunday no more baby!!!

I almost got myself a pair of red vans today. But oh too bad for me, there wasn't my size! Mum and dad didn't say no to that, so I'm so gonna get that when I see it again!!!!! Tomorrow's one busy day again, gonna learn about how to install my course's software @ NP with Genevieve.

Gdbai ♥

Feeling geeky?

Today has been a really bad day. Drama coming every single day. What more tomorrow? You don't give a shit? I don't give a flying fuck. I needa eat, again HAHA YAY I AM ONE HAPPY POO :>

Just having you here lying next to me, it's these little things that cause a storm inside of me. And after tonight, everything will go back to how it should be.

I feel damn weak and tired now from all the transferring but I've got the urge to blog! So here I am. Blogging with fujitsu now and I am really not used to windows 7's user interface! I'm quite loving the unique scroll though. Ok I feel like I'm gonna collapse. Plus, dad's up to nag already. Gdbye. :>

I really enjoy spending time with you, even if we’re just going to be sitting around and talking about nothing. There are a million things I love about you, like your nose or the way you smile, the way you look me in the eye, too. And I just get the greatest feeling when I make you laugh. I feel as if my company makes you happy, and that’s what I wish for you. For you to be happy. And when I see you laugh at my clumsy ways, it just makes me want to spend the rest of my life with you so I can see a smile on your face.

My days have been awesome recently. I didn't get a scolding during piano lesson on Tuesday, I had a nice picnic with my girlfriends on Wednesday, I ate my favourite dimsum and got my laptop on Thursday, and here I am blogging with my new lappy today! Oooh the sun's sunny today and that's great. No stormy weather later please! I've had my fair share of rain! Please! Raindrops on someone else's head instead!

Although I've used windows 7 before, but I'm still not used to it. Oh well, I've got lots of transferring to do too. Like 5gb worth of songs to send and thousands of photos to save. And I've not eaten breakfast there's no food. I need to go to the supermarket later to stock up. A NEED.

I fucking hate it when someone starts nagging at me and then my whole family joins in. Thanks for all the shitty drama you've created.

The one that is meant for us is going to be the hardest to get, the hardest to keep, and the hardest to accept because through all that the love will grow stronger. Love wasn’t made to be easy, otherwise we wouldn’t end up with the right person. We would end up with the first one who comes along. By struggling we single out the wrong ones and realize who really is the one.

My mum's warning signs all fake one I hope. Ok random. Waking up early tomorrow, will be going for my colour vision test. See how fantastic a professional colour vision test is! Cuz whenever I go to the optician, all their colour blind tests machiam fake one. K everything I type here is like fake. K bye!

People never really change. People in love change, for a certain amount of time, until you break their hearts. They change to mould themselves into what you want your "dream person" to be. They want the best for you, and give up whatever it takes to please you. They just want you to be happy. So why don't you be happy? Come on, give them a break. They're trying their best. (via y♥u)

:> :> :> :> ~

K I was wondering if I were to have a brother or sister regardless whether he/she is younger or older than me, how would they look like? HAHAHA K THINK TOO MUCH I AM LAME. I'm gonna go sleep I think. Cuz I've got nothing to DO and nothing to EAT. Ahhhhh life's a bore today. Am dreading piano tonight... Bullshit coming my way again! All things will turn rainbows and hearts after 930pm tonight~

I got drenched today while making my way to yew tee. Fuck that weather. You want it hot, don't pour rain all of a sudden on my head. The rest of my week's gonna be real busy. Colour vision test, picnic, death anniversary, airport. Please don't let 19th april come so quickly... No matter how fun or exciting ngee ann will be, I can't bear to leave THIS life. What's gonna happen in the future is something which I can't foresee. Complicated? It sure is. You are, too.

Things that apply to most girls (me too!) that boys should know:

1. We don't like it when you hold our hand, we ♥ it.

2. We're not all high maintenance. Seriously, who spends five hours getting ready every day? If I'm not going anywhere, I'm not putting much effort into how I look, unless I just want to feel cute.

3. Cheesy and corny is adorable. Seriously.

4. We like it if you're a dork because we are too, so we can be dorks together :)

5. We think you are unbelievably complicated too. Trust me.

6. We can like blood and gore too, but even if we aren't scared, we'll still act like we are ;)

7. Usually "I'm fine" means "I'm not at all okay"You see, not all of us are drama queens, so we don't want to come off as one. Also, we don't like being vulnerable.

8. There are some things you just shouldn't say to a girl if you are in a relationship with someone else. Like: you're beautiful, I really like talking to you, you're amazing... need I say more? We can't help but read into these things, especially if we want more than anything for you to really mean them.

9. If we cry in front of you, whatever happened to us must have been really bad or have hurt us a lot.

10. If you sing to us, even if you're not very good at it, we're like putty in your hands. Not even joking.

11. Don't treat us differently in front of your friends. If they're really your friends, why would you have to act different?

12. We like hugs. They make us feel safe.

13. We might watch sports with you, if you watch The Notebook (or whatever) with us. Some of us do actually enjoy watching the game with you though, so don't be too shocked if we slip on a team jersey. (Well I watch soccer matches so this doesn't apply to me!)

14. Sometimes when you tell us we're pretty and we fight with you and say we're not, it's because we really don't believe that we are.

15. You don't just date us, you date our best friend too. As in, they're going to be around quite a bit, so you might as well try to get along with them.

16. We love your hoodies WAY more than our own. Mostly because they smell like you.

17. It's not mandatory for you to text, call, or IM first... but we really like it when you do.

18. If you can make us laugh or smile a lot, we're practically yours already.

19. If we smile a lot when we're around you and you ask us what we're smiling about and we say "nothing" or "no reason"... you're probably the reason.

20. We really do dream about being kissed in the pouring rain.

21. It really annoys us when you blame everything on pms or say it can't be that bad. Imagine what it might feel like to have someone punch you in the abdomen multiple times for 4-7 days. Yeah. (I don't PMS I sumpa!)

22. We love getting flowers for no reason. It doesn't even have to be a whole bouquet. One flower for no reason would be just as sweet.

23. We love your eyes.

24. We like it when you play with our hair, so go ahead.

25. We're never really too old for stuffed animals, especially if they're from you :)

26. We really do like it when you open doors for us... :)

27. When we say we're cold, that is most likely your cue to hold us.

28. We like when guys smell good. That doesn't mean bathe in your cologne though, so please don't. You like when we smell good without choking you, we like the same thing.

29. We really do appreciate it when you try to cheer us up when we're feeling down about something even if it doesn't seem like that big a deal. We will remember and try to return the favor.

30. If you aren't honest with us and we know it, it hurts our feelings.

31. Words like beautiful, pretty, cute, and the like are much preferred over words like hot or sexy.

32. It's cute when you notice our bored or nervous habits. We notice yours too and most likely find them adorable.

33. We like it when you kiss us on the forehead :) it's sweet.

34. When we say we miss you, we mean it and you have no idea how much.

35. Please, please, please don't say you love us unless you mean it.

36. We usually text you for two reasons: We miss you or we just really like talking to you. We don't text for for several reasons: We want you to miss us, we're mad, or we don't want to annoy you.

37. It really isn't mandatory for you to spend money on us. Spending time with you makes us happy. If you're dating a girl that thinks it IS mandatory that you do, you should find a new girl.

38. Most of us would prefer actual food over a salad, so don't lose hope. (I don't like SALAD)

39. We talk to our friends about you. Don't worry, it definitely isn't always a bad thing. We talk about you so much because we like you :)

40. If we seem to like taking pictures of/with you, it's only because we like showing you off. And maybe so we can stare at you even when you're not around because we think you're just that cute.

41. It isn't necessary, but if the urge strikes you to write us a love letter or a poem or even a song, go right ahead. We will LOVE it... and maybe even possibly cry :)

42. Nice guys don't always finish last... If you are a nice guy and you do always seem to finish last, I'm sorry. Some girls are just idiots and don't know what's good for them. You probably deserve better anyway.

WHAT THE HELL WHY. Okay please don't rain please don't.

How to annoy people:

• Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
• ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
• Pay for your dinner with pennies.
• Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
• Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
• Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
• At the laundry mat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
• As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
• Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
• Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
• Name your dog "Dog."
• Ask people what gender they are.
• Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
• Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
• Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
• Mow your lawn with scissors.
• Never make eye contact.
• Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
• Make appointments for the 31st of November.
• Drum on every available surface.
• Sing the Batman theme constantly.
• Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
• Set alarms for random times.
• Honk and wave to strangers.
• Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
• Say no to everything that everyone says. Then when they ask if no is all you can say, say yes.
• Clear your throat after someone says a sentence, every sentence.
• Sing your thoughts out loud.
• Whenever people are behind you, walk really slowly.
• Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
• Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
• Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.

I remember posting this on blogger before in the past. Well, there are too many ways to annoy people I guess! Enjoy! ;>

Ten reasons why my bestfriend is a guy.

1. They don’t carry around as much drama, & if they do, it’s normally at a minimum. Plus, they tend to want to stay out & away from it anyway.

2. You can talk to them about almost anything & you can trust them with more personal things, & best believe they judge a LOT less harshly than girls tend to do about other girls.

3. They tend to listen a little better when you vent. Sometimes, they even give you a little better advice, because they see things from a guys point of view, not the point of view from “the bestfriend of the victim.”

4. They really do know the sweetest ways to cheer a girl up & make her smile, especially if they’re a bestfriend/brother type figure.

5. They won’t bother sharing your secrets with other girls, because they know it’s your personal business & they’d rather not get in the middle of it anyway.

6. They’ll be completely honest, & they’ll love & protect you like a little sister. & if some jerk ever decides to play you or break your heart, they won’t just tell you “He’s a dick, forget about him.” Best believe they’ll kick his freakin’ ass to back it up.

7. If you & some other girl are having an argument, even if you hate each other; he won’t take sides. He’ll still treat you both equally, despite what he’s heard.

8. They’re always down to just kick it, & they have the most interesting stories about relationships & embarrassing moments. Trust.

9. They won’t over-analyze what you say & turn it into some ridiculously bitchy-sounding comment when that’s not what it was supposed to be to begin with.

10. They can take a freaking joke.

How true :>

I've only got this green photo of us because my dear lappy wasn't very cooperative today! Bb, do takecare of your throat and cough! Woah can't believe you've got to take both western and eastern medicine. LOL. I'd rather die than eat chinese medicine! SHOPPING SOON. ♥

I can't sleeeeeeep. I'm going to visit Monica at her workplace tomorrow! Touch anot touch anot! Ok am gonna sleep soon. Long day tomorrow! Fatfat! Good luck for your match tomorrow, left striker is good ok!!!!! :>

Dad: Another package from Ngee Ann and they this time like printer no ink.

Me: Why?

Dad: They use hand write our address!!!!

Me: -.-

Me: *LOOKS* Look like my friend's handwriting lor please! (I thought of Joey)

AND INDEED IT WAS FROM JOEY! In that nice, sweet, cute, thoughtful, (insert another nicer word) package = Letter from Joey + Salmon painting! Haha thanks alot! The painting's very nice too! I can't cook salmon, but I like eating them! We should cook LOR MEE together instead hehe. Yessssss, I'll definitely miss you and our lunch dates at Dunearn! Do study hard and persevere at SA! Jiayou! Joey is once a saint, always a saint! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

THANK YOU VERY MUCH JOEY!

I'm gonna sleep after this. Oh God I'm very exhausted I need a nap at least. Yawns. Today's Thursday ONLY. 2 more days to Saturday and it seems forever. I hope I don't get bullshit when I enter poly in April. I'm lazy to go for the compulsory induction camp. I don't wanna interact with strangers. I'm satisfied with what I've got now. I want my life to be like this for a long time. I've no life and I'm proud of it. I'm tired.

I want to eat this. LOOK SO NICE HAHAHA OMG ^^ Being sick has alot of restrictions for me. I can't eat KFC everyday, I can't snack on fast food, I can't wear my lens cuz my eyes will get redder, I have to remember to eat my medicine, I can't take food that contains milk cuz of antibiotics, I have to drink more h2O than before. Luckily I don't feel any pain anywhere! :>

Time has been passing very slowly today. HELLO 1.30 VERY SLOW. It's funny how something happens and suddenly things change completely overnight. Isn't it? Oh well, this change is good. AIYA I WANT TO EAT MY FRIED FISH SOUP 1.30 PLEASE QUICK COME. NABEI I CANNOT EAT FRIED FOOD THEN MY CRAVED LUNCH HOW.

Hi I know I'm horrifying bored but here I am blogging with my phone when my laptop is just infront of me. Ok I know I'm some kind of lame poo but I'm bored. I'm bored for the third time. Hehe!

"Topics include algebra, trigonometry, logarithms, matrices and complex numbers." and "Topics include trigonometry, coordinate geometry, differentiation and integration with applications."

My life will be fucked soon this year haha omg Amath. Me + Amath = Boom boom pow. I HAVE TO SURVIVE THIS I WILL HAVE TO! Okay the enrollment package thing is very messy. I've got lots of stuffs to fill in and do and all that! And soon I'll be buying stationaries cuz school will be starting on the 19th of April! I wonder how the holidays work!!! I wonder how long my holidays will be!

Went to the doctor today and the verdict? Throat infection. Doctor Yeo's medicine really works wonders~ I'm feeling so much better than before. Wooooh the books that I've borrowed yesterday will come in handy in case I'm trapped in my little homie by my parents. Speaking of which, I've got library fine of $9 to pay!!!!! >:O I really need to dye/highlight my hair and I will have to keep repeating this till around November HAHAHAHA. Ohhhh its fading its fading its fading blackie is coming back November quick come~

I don't want poly to come so soon, my life's just getting cool :'(