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You know you're from Singapore when...

• You speak or randomly break out in Singlish
• You crave chicken rice or the various uberlicious hawker foods
• You’re a guy and have no choice about National Service
• You start daydreaming about $2 Nasi Lemaks
• Orchard Road is a byword for fun
• You say rubbish bin and not trash can
• You're intimidated by the thought of a 45 minutes to drive to the nearest mall.
• You're shocked that your ez-link doesn’t work at Mcdonald's around the world
• People ask you what you speak at home and you say 'uhh...'
• You are able to communicate in plethora of languages & dialects
• Swearing in numerous languages & dialects is natural
• You've sung the national anthem since you were in primary 1 and still have no idea what it really means
• There's always a traffic jam near a vehicle accident 'cause everyone slows down to copy numbers for 4D
• Someone asks for the time and your innate response is: “IT’S TIGER TIME!!!”
• Every Christmas, Orchard Road looks more like and more like Deepavali (The Festival of Lights).
  

Did you laugh? BECAUSE I DID!