Why He’s Hot:
His name is fucking Cristiano Ronaldo, quite
honestly if that doesn’t turn you on then I suggest you see a doctor. It’s like
sex in your mouth. No really, it is, try saying really slowly and let the words
roll off your tongue. See what I mean? Now wipe your mouth, because you’ve
probably got a little drool in the corners.
He’s such a goofball. He’s always joking around and
laughing. You can’t help but melt whenever you see that big boyish grin and
those adorable dimples that look oh-so-kissable. And speaking of his looks,
check out those big, brown puppy dog eyes. How could anyone resist them? (and
further more WHY would anyone resist?) He’s tall, dark and handsome; three
really is a magic number my friends.
He’s the highest paid soccer player in the world. In other
words, he’s freakin’ loaded. Money is sexy, and if you’ve been told otherwise,
you’ve been lied to.
Not that I think he's hot, I just find this info quite interesting. <: And btw, don't you think he looks a teeny weeny bit like Taylor Lautner? Lol. And NO, I don't think Jacob's hot either.
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