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Its nonsense, but FUN!
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
For the Celeste you don't yet know
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
A Celeste works wonders! Yesssss.
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Celeste Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass
4. How would you answer a booty call?
Vous Un Celeste? (WHAT?)
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Little. Yellow. Different. Celeste.
6. To someone you dislike?
Where's The Celeste?
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Pleasing Celeste the World Over
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Don't You Just Love Being In Celeste?
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
On, Get Your Celeste Out.
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Have You Forgotten How Good Celeste Tastes?
11. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
They're Yummy For Your Celeste.
12. What are the best words to describe you?
Does the Hard Celeste, So You Don't Have To.
13. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Everything We Do is Driven by Celeste.
14. Your last words before you die...
Savour the Flavour of Celeste.
15. Your message to a special someone..
Monsieur, with this Celeste you are really spoiling us.
16. Title of this post will be...
The Celeste Breakfast.